Friday, May 18, 2012

Emo Haircuts Causing Lazy Eye

Emo kids really have something to cry about now, because it turns out their vision-obscuring haircuts are causing lazy eye:

Optometrists Association of Tasmania education director Andrew Hogan warned that amblyopia, the medical term for lazy eye, can result from obstructed vision caused by hair.’If a young emo chap has a fringe covering one eye all the time, that eye won’t see a lot of detail,” he said. “And if it happens from a young age, that eye can become amblyotic.’

Next we’ll find out that Justin Bieber haircuts are delaying puberty.


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